The Funniest Shit I’ve Said This Week

The Funniest Shit I’ve Said This Week

Aaaah. The good shit. The hard liquor. The “distilled Derek”: On sexual aptitude Women shouldn’t worry about being good in bed, they should just focus on being there. Women are like the Saint Louis Amphitheater and men are like Guns-N-Roses. All they need to do is provide access and have a little forgiveness if the last … Read More

Rosanne Is Right. You All Look Like the ‘Planet Of The Apes’.

Rosanne Is Right. You All Look Like the ‘Planet Of The Apes’.

Jerry Seinfeld made a good comment about the Rosanne controversy “I never saw someone ruin their entire career with one button push. That was fresh.” Indeed, that this likely was an unintentionally super bad, career ending comment is actually kind of funny. Rosanne’s fairly old, and I assume going to make it to the grave without blowing … Read More