While I was writing it I kept coming up with increasingly ridiculous ways to make fun of the inevitable indifference to a short story written by me… about alien abductions.
We won’t see a direct threat from artificial intelligence in our lifetimes. Not that it’s not worthy of discussing, after all it has been discussed and written about since the classic sci-fi era of the 1940s. It’s just that it’s not going to be this generations problem.
Aaaah. The good shit. The hard liquor. The “distilled Derek”: On sexual aptitude Women shouldn’t worry about being good in bed, they should just focus on being there. Women are like the Saint Louis Amphitheater and men are like Guns-N-Roses. All they need to do is provide access and have a little forgiveness if the last … Read More
Some Hispanics were just looking at the house across the street and I ran over and greeted them. Oh thank God. Please buy this house!
It’s been my experience that a large majority of adults drink alcohol on a regular basis and definitely 100% of the fun adults are borderline train wrecks.
Alright lads, settle down now. It’s time to give a play by play for the week. As usual, it’s dipshits vs our fearless leader, one Donald J Trump. All week long the media have been objectively covering his trip to the United King… ha! just kidding. They’ve been rambling on about the protests. A group … Read More
My family has to put up with me. They have no choice. So sometimes I take advantage of that.
Jerry Seinfeld made a good comment about the Rosanne controversy “I never saw someone ruin their entire career with one button push. That was fresh.” Indeed, that this likely was an unintentionally super bad, career ending comment is actually kind of funny. Rosanne’s fairly old, and I assume going to make it to the grave without blowing … Read More